Glenn Beck parking prank
Some jokers in Florida pulled a parking prank on Glenn Beck friends who came to hear him speak.
Some jokers in Florida pulled a parking prank on Glenn Beck friends who came to hear him speak.
It came across my desk on a Christianity Today email that Dr. John Piper, pastor of Bethlehem Baptist Church was taking a sabbatical leave for renewal beginning May 1 and going through December 2010. So I went to his blog Desiring God and read a beautiful account of a soul in need of rest and refocus. While there are a lot of theological points and positions I disagree with John Piper on, he is my brother in Christ and I pray for his full renewal.
I read a book today. I picked it up and could not put it down. It's a short book with large font (115 pages) called QBQ: the question behind the question, what to really ask yourself to eliminate blame, complaining and procrastination. The author is John Miller. It is a book written just for me, helping me re-frame situations by asking better questions. I won't summarize it other than by saying the focus is on me and what I can do about me.
Palm Sunday is a funny Sunday for the church. It's a parade with an execution in the middle of it. We have a hard time celebrating when we know we have to go through Maundy Thursday, the betray and the gruesome events of the arrest, trial, torture and crucifixion of Christ. WE can hardly wait for Sunday. They were leaving the church. The couple came in to the pastor and told him that they would no longer be attending the church where he served. He told me this with a sense of bewilderment. This had been an active and supporting couple, involved over the years in many significant areas of ministry. Their kids were grown and gone. They seemed happy and positive. Now they were leaving.
Being married to a Southerner has always had its challenges. All things "Northern" are usually suspect. All US history begins in Jamestown VA. Other places that claim to be "Southern" if they are not within Virginia are also suspect.
But when it comes to food...Oh it's another thing altogether. Tonight Martha cooked a recipe of cheese grits and shrimp and other veggies from the garden that just killed me!! It was too good to believe. I guess I'll put up with the abuse a little longer!
I came across a blog that listed "honest" hymn-titles:
I Surrender, Some
Fill My Spoon, Lord
Oh, How I Like Jesus
I Love to Talk About Telling the Story
Take My Life and Let Me Be
Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following
Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus
A Comfy Mattress Is Our God
Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
Go Tell It on the Speed Bump
My Faith Looks Around for Thee
Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me
Blest Be the Tie that Doesn't Cramp My Style
This has been a momentous season for me; officiating at and watch all three children get married and launch their own independent lives. Watching my mother-in-law and father die. Experiencing the vulnerability of being in a fire zone and the helplessness as massive fires spread and move through a community.
I was asked to bring a devotional message to an area Christian elementary school. I love being able to get into the wider community and preach. So the principal sent me the "speakers' guidelines". At first reading, I was a little put off by the negative and maybe even "condescending" attitude. But then I reflected on who this audience is and the administration's care about worship. And upon further reflection I wished I had received these kind of guidelines in seminary or my early years of preaching. Take a look and translate them into your arena:Guidelines for Outside Speakers
1. Please remember that the children range in age from 5 to 14. Therefore, please do not discuss topics that are outside of their comprehension.
2. As per our bylaws, we do not expose children to moral issues such as sex education, drug awareness, AIDS prevention, etc.
3. Please do not tell stories about people who died violently or suddenly.
4. Please keep the talk focused on Scripture rather than on stories. We use the New International Version of the Bible.
5. Please do not relate stories of poor choices made by you (e.g., as a teenager or before becoming a Christian). These stories might be interpreted by the students as “fun” and have the opposite effect desired.
6. Students will focus better if you bring an object and do an object lesson. They also tend to stay more focused if you move around while speaking.
In an article in the New York Times on March 17th Austin Considine commented on a new Jewish practice for sabbath keeping: no cell-phoning, texting, face-booking, emailing. Here's what the article said:
Thomas Long's book "Preaching from Memory to Hope" describes an atmosphere and trend that is very prevalent in the church today as gnosticism. He labels as "gnostic" four themes that sound out in the church:
I was excited to read the first column by Gary Walter, the president of the Evangelical Covenant Church, in the monthly magazine "Covenant Companion" under the heading Compass Bearings. Gary is a great communicator and I've been eager to hear more from him more regularly. As a local church pastor I need to know where and what the denominational leadership is going, thinking, pondering and considering doing. Thanks Gary for doing this for us all!


Spring break mission trips have been a staple for churches and colleges for years. I have led and participated in many over my years. Last year I joined Lisa Holmlund in an eye-opening high school trip that went south to Los Angeles, San Diego, then north to San Francisco and Sacramento, exploring the multiple ways Christians did mercy and justice locally. We ended up getting a personal tour of San Quentin Prison!!
Do you remember the days of tele-marketers? The days before caller ID? The days before the “do not call” lists? It was one of those days when all our kids were home and we were struggling for the semblance of a family dinner routine (not easy). When the phone rang, I picked it up. It was a tele-marketer beginning her script. I interrupted her and barked: Our family is just sitting down to a meal. Do you realize what time this is? I’d like your home number so I can call you later tonight when we are done with meals and meetings and then I can interrupt your evening with a phone call about whatever it is that you are saying!
The tele-marketer was silent. I hung up the phone proudly and returned to the table, where our daughter looked up at me with big eyes and said one word “Ouch!” I was mean and she saw her dad’s meanness. “Dad, she was just doing her job.” There was no justifying argument for my behavior. I was anything but gentle and I apologized to the whole family for my outburst .
The 8th Fruit of the Holy Spirit is Gentleness. Where have you experienced compelling gentleness? And where have you struggled with gentleness? In what ways is gentleness something that comes naturally? And how is gentleness something you genuinely dislike? If, between now and Sunday you have a gentleness illustration or story, send it to me.
My son Isaac shares one of my deeply held practices: coffee consumption. Note that I do not call this either a habit or addiction, but a practice. A practice is an intention action for a purposeful goal. Some make fun of the amount of coffee I drink. My paternal grandfather drank 8-10 cups of coffee up to his death in his upper 80's. Think I'm rationalizing and justifying? Then read this
It was an ordinary Confirmation class. This is a great group of kids and one parent. Martha and I are enjoying teaching the class together as we go through the Covenant material tracing the life of Jesus.
Randall Stross wrote a piece in Sunday's NYT's about some significant growth within Facebook. Users in 2007 numbered 50 million. Today there are 400 million active users. More than 50% of Facebook users in the USA are 35 and up, with only 26.8% under 24. The average Facebook user has 130 friends. And Facebook's game FarmVille attracts 83 million users per/month! During the month of January 2010, users spent about 7 hours on Facebook (how many Sundays in that month?). Use time is growing at 10% per month, while Google fell by 14.3%, Yahoo by 27% and Microsoft by 26.%
"Why Go to Church?" was the title of the panel discussion I was invited to participate in at a dorm at Westmont College. The panel discussion began at 8pm and I was one of four participants. Two were distinguished professors of philosophy and church history, myself and then the leader of a new church called "Kick-Back" at UCSB.
Few magazines I read are as spiritual provoking and challenging as is Mission Frontiers, that is published by the U. S Center for World Missions in Pasadena, California. I began reading it in the 1980's after meeting its founder, the late Dr. Ralph Winters. His opening editorials were deeply challenging and scripturally substantial. I grieved his death, not because I knew him well, but because I didn't think anyone could write and provocatively about world missions. His successor, Rick Wood, is consistently hitting home runs, especially in the current issue entitled "Loving Bin Laden: what does Jesus expect us to do?" Here are some quotes from Rick that grabbed my heart and mind: